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HOW TO DEAL WITH A CHARGING BULL
1. Do not antagonize the bull, and do not move.
2. Look around for a safe haven—an escape route, cover, or high ground.
3. If a safe haven is not available, remove your shirt, hat, or another article of clothing. (This is to distract the bull.)
4. If the bull charges, remain still and then throw your shirt or hat away from you. (The bull should head toward the object you’ve thrown.)
**NOTE: IF YOU ENCOUNTER A STAMPEDE of bulls or cattle, do not try to distract them. Try to determine where they are headed, and then get out of the way. If you cannot escape, your only option is to run alongside the stampede to avoid getting trampled. Bulls are not like horses, and will not avoid you if you lie down—so keep moving.
~ from The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook by Joshua Piven and David BrogenichtAnd then there are cows.
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