Don’t get excited… turns out this manure is not, in fact, complimentary.
Sorry, fresh out of kids!
Anywhere outside of Utica this is known as…’a tree’.
Do I dare ask what happened to the dog??
Don’t even think about it, Graham…
I’m pretty sure this isn’t what they mean… but, um, who’s going to tell them?
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Do I hear you snickering?
Good ears!