And a beach, a beach

A seat is indeed a seat
And if you look closely you’ll see [in the background] that a reed is just that: a reed
Iris of course are, among other things, iris
And, fortunately, a bin will always be a bin.
the real world
day at the beach
how to help wildlife in spring
the cold, animals are starting to have spring babies. Baby animals may look helpless but mom is usually close by.
If you do find a baby animal that you think needs help, please refer to TWC’s website for guidance or call the Hotline at 416-631-0662.
Many baby birds spend 1-2 weeks hopping around on the ground after they have left their nest, BEFORE they are able to fly. This is a part of their normal “fledgling” period, and though parent birds are still feeding and caring for their babies during this stage, they cannot protect them from cats.
Many mammal species also nest on the ground or in places cats can easily access. Cottontail rabbits stash their babies in a ground nest (which are frequently built in urban and suburban backyards) and for 3 weeks will leave them unattended except when feeding them. The babies are unable to run or hop away if discovered by a cat.
Can’t keep your cat indoors?
Here are some alternatives.
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Note: I’m guessing the above piece refers mostly to an urban environment.
Still, the cat issue is a tough one, arguments for both sides. Once upon a time I wouldn’t have considered keeping my cat inside, then circumstances forced the decision (I moved into an apartment that was perfect in all aspects other than in/out access for my cat). She adapted and we lived happily ever after, acquiring other cats, which, because she was, became indoor ones also.
And though I’m in a house now, with a yard, I choose to keep them inside because we’re surrounded by roads and I don’t want to see them squashed beside one. Were we surrounded instead by boundless meadows where they could run about eating up mice and other elements of the food chain (all the while taking a risk at becoming part of the foodchain themselves) I may consider letting them out.
you can take the puddle out of the girl…
the other morning at the beach
trees i have known and loved and some i’ve pined for…
1. Earliest tree memory: pear tree (no partridges), back yard, age seven or so. Rope. One end tied to branch mid-way up, other end tied to bucket in which sits a bowl of mum’s potato salad. The oil and vinegar kind. No mayo. Me climbing enormous tree. (Proof that memories are distorted; pear trees are tiny.) Me sitting in crook of tree, hauling up bucket, eating potato salad while surveying neighbourhood—particularly Mr. Deluca next door, whose garden is full of car parts instead of flowers, which therefore makes him odd in my book. Because eating potato salad from a bucket in a tree and staring at the neighbours isn’t…
2. Living on that tiny island in the Caribbean. No pine, no spruce. We decorate a houseplant. Xmas Eve on the balcony; it’s late and so dark. Ten thousand stars. Then a lone trumpet. Someone’s playing a trumpet down in the valley. Silent Night. Not another sound. Not even wind ruffling palms, not even surf lapping against shore. The whole world has stopped to listen.
3. For years at the tree farm with a handsaw when the kids were small. Crunching through snowy trails, arguing about which one to kill. Tears because someone wants the twelve-inch Charlie Brown and someone else wants the seven-foot so-perfect-you-may-as-well-go-fake specimen. Every time we end up with neither and give it a name: Quasimodo, Shadrack, Prickles. When the holidays are done the tree carcass has become part of the family and so can’t go out on the curb for pick-up with all the other trees. We place it in the yard, out by the compost, chop it up for firewood years later when we can’t remember which one it is—Shadrack, Prickles?—but we burn its fuel with gratitude and a kind of nostalgia nonetheless.
4. Sitting at my desk, working, when a very large truck arrives on the street and men get out and hover about the neighbours’ thirty foot spruces that separate our yard from theirs. The men cut branches from the trees, lower branches only, which opens things up, makes more room on the driveway, makes perfect sense. But then they keep cutting, higher and higher branches until it doesn’t make sense anymore. Too high. It’s getting stupid and ugly. I’ve stopped working, am transfixed, staring out the window as one of the men straps himself into something, a safety belt, climbs trunk with chainsaw. Saws top off tree. Saws top off tree. It falls into the middle of the street with a thud just like death. It feels like death. But then, it is. I want to run outside, scream, cry, ask why? But I can’t move. I’m just stunned that this can even happen, that these trees—there are two—can just be executed because (I find out later) they shed too many pinecones on the driveway and lawn.
5. Alberta spruce. Cute and petite when we moved in. Two feet tall. Eventually got so big you
had to shove it aside to get to the front door. Often covered in snow or rain. Finally got ridiculous. So we cut it down and with a bit of trimming, voila, this year’s specimen is born. Front lovely. No back.
6. “We had Christmas with the usual one-sided tree from the boy scouts. “If you shove the thing up against a wall,” daddy said, “who the hell’s going to notice?”” –excerpt from The Work in Progress
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a cougar fighting donkey of my own
Ever since I met a woman a few years ago at a B&B in Okanagan Falls who had a lot of donkey chachkies around the place—enough that I ended up asking So what’s with all the donkeys? and she answered with some lovely donkey stories and streams of trivia, all of which become thin and boring in translation/reality because you really had to be there [on holiday, drinking B.C wine around a stone fireplace]—I’ve been slightly mad for the big-eared furry beasts.
In fact, one of my goals is to have a guard donkey on my as yet to be acquired vast country estate. I’ve heard they’re extremely proprietary and can easily take down cougars and other things that prowl about on country estates, vast and otherwise. (Not that I have anything against cougars.)
So the other day when I’m driving from point A to point B and pass a donkey standing in a field—which for some reason hardly ever happens—well, I had to turn around of course and take some pictures. I was happy enough just zooming in on the beautiful thing way off in the distance.

Never dreamed it would walk across the whole field…
…right over to the fence
…and stand right in front of me
…which I took as a sign of kinship—it obviously felt my donkey-loving vibes.
A very happy Dr. Dolittle moment.
Then it did this.
Followed by this.
Being smitten, I chose to take this as a message of welcome, good humour and a general attempt at communication (though I’ve been told it’s more likely a message of If you haven’t got any carrots would you mind getting off my property or you’ll leave me no choice but to do my famous cougar move…)
Which is exactly the kind of donkey you want to have.
beach walk
bird season
Come October I begin putting out seed for the birds (and the squirrels—and no, I don’t get involved in turf wars; they seem to work it out well amongst themselves—and anyway, I like squirrels).
I used to do special mixes to attract certain birds but a lot of those had some amount of millet which sprouted in Spring and I don’t like grass and it grew in great thick patches—so, out with the millet. Now I serve only the black sunflower seeds which a good vareity of birds enjoy, including the millet loving doves, who simply wait for the sunflower seed crumbs other birds leave behind.
Am feeling more birdy than usual this year because, thanks to info from a birder, poet, artist, bookish Leafs fan, I have happily discovered Bird Studies Canada and have signed up to make note of birds in my backyard this winter. AND, even more exciting, I’m giving a Bird Studies Canada Xmas Bird Count Kit to everyone in my family with kidlets, so they can document the avian visitors to their own backyards over the Xmas hols.
Unfortunately this chap arrived several days before my tabulations begin…
Maybe he/she will come back and be counted. And identified.
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once upon a morning
I ran, not walked, all over the house, upstairs, downstairs, checking behind every closed door, every closet, cupboard, expecting to see his little oxygen starved body curled beside a note scratched into a baseboard: I give up, help obviously isn’t coming… p.s. do NOT give Cuddles my bowl…
At this point Peter joined the search, shaving cream still on his face. He did a re-check of the basement while I did yet another circuit of the main floor.
Then I found him.
I called down to Peter. “I found him!”
“And??” He sounded cranky. As if I found him wasn’t quite enough info.
“He’s okay, he’s hunting something.”
We watched Jake pace around a basketful of fresh firewood and then, figuring whatever it was must be under there, we lifted it. As I ran out of the room I caught a glimpse of something running the other way.
Watching from the front hall through the glass of a closed door I saw Jake chase a mouse across the room and corner it near the kitchen where he then sat with his little cat arms crossed as if to say: think you’re smart doncha…what’s the big plan now, sucker?
You could tell that awful cat and mouse game was about to begin, where, instead of receiving a fast and clean, humane kill, the mouse gets batted and tossed and nipped and eventually has a heart attack while bleeding from the head. Which, by the way, Desmond Morris in Cat Watching tells me happens not because the cat is sadistic but because it’s not particularly sure of itself—so it’s essentially testing the waters. Either that or it isn’t all that hungry, in which case the hunt and kill instinct doesn’t click in but stays on permanent ‘hunt’ instead. This is the behaviour, in other words, of domestic rather than feral cats.
The mouse, at this point, was hunkered down, head low, trying to be inconspicuous I guess, hoping maybe to not look like such a scrumptious morsel.
Nice try, mouse.
After some serious staring and tail twitching, and before Peter could intervene, Jake grabbed Mouse and carried him across the room, set him down, presumably to begin the pummelling—at which point Mouse keeled over onto its side, little legs pointing east.
I turned my head as Peter scooped him with a yoghurt container and took him outside. Meanwhile Jake, who loves and trusts us and would never dream we’d take away his mouse, assumed the thing had escaped and continued to look for it. Like Desmond Morris said, there’s a difference between feral and domestic kitties…
I went back in to console and thank Jake. He seemed so tired, must have been stalking the thing all night, for which I’m still very grateful. Only doing what he’s meant to do. Even so, more than a slight pall hung over things what with the demise of poor Mouse who was also only doing what he was meant to do.
And that would normally be that, except you can’t have a Once Upon a Morning story without a Happy Ending…so, yes, there’s more.
There’s Jake’s version of ‘happy’, where he got extra portions of treats for being a good mouse catcher—and then there’s everyone else’s, which is that the mouse was only playing dead. Peter said that when he went to scoop it, the little varmint got back to its feet and tried to run away and that when he let it go outside, Mouse let out a long, grateful sigh and headed, smiling, and at lightning rodent speed, toward the cedar hedge.
The End.
—Happy?
“I don’t get it—it was there one minute, and then…”
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