1. A green tennis ball stuck to the ice, immoveable, which is just as well once I realize that a gallumping, tail-wagging, tongue-lolling beast will likely be back tonight or tomorrow to look for it. And if it’s not IN ITS PLACE there will be hell to pay.
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2. Anything red and ribbony and tied to a tree.
Or indeed any ribbony colour.
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3. Things on TOP of a garbage bin.
Especially if that thing turns out to be a full Timmy’s.
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4. See #1 above. [No ice but same reasoning applies.]
Matilda Magtree 
I think it’s you going around tying red bows on trees. Just for the joy of it.
Ha! I’m sorry I didn’t think of it!