I was once invited to a costume party I didn’t want to go to but under pressure grudgingly agreed and at the last minute—literally minutes before we went out the door—I cut a hole in a white sheet and wore it like a poncho. No one at the party seemed to know I was supposed to be an angel. Where’s your halo, they said? Where’s your wings??
I don’t like costume parties. I find them uncomfortable for many reasons, not the least of which is that the whole point of the dressing up is to attract attention, which is counter to what I usually aim for at gatherings, i.e. to quietly blend in with the cheese table. It’s not that I’m anti-social. I’ll meet you for lunch in a heartbeat; it’s crowds of people not talking about anything that cheeses me off.
A scenario only made worse in togas and sailor suits.
But it’s not just that, there’s something else weird. Like clown-weirdness.
That said, here I am, invited to another costume thing. One where I will know almost no one. Theme: western. At least there’s that… I can wear jeans. And a simple shirt. And, lest anyone say I don’t have the right spirit for these things (which of course I don’t), I’d like the record to show that I went to Value Village and found a hat with a string under the chin and a black and white neckerchief.
I draw the line at boots.
I think this one’s pretty obvious right?
I’m the Birkenstock Cowboy.
[cue the music]
4 thoughts on “you can take me anywhere but you can’t dress me up”
Yes! But — forgive the question — for a cowboy, are those your dress-up or your everyday Birks?
Everyday. I like that lived in comfort for line dancing. (:
Ah. Of course. I didn’t know line dancing was included in the evening.
Mais oui! Square dancing too. This is why I wanted to stay home.