Go to your local market on market day.
Find the pretzel lady. Try not to get there too late. She leaves when she sells out and she sells out often.
Take a minute, make sure you choose the right pretzel.
Or just grab any of them because they’re all the same for heaven’s sake.
Use the tongs provided.
Put pretzel in backpack and take to your desk to eat later.
OR (better idea) eat while walking in the sun.
Last, but most important point: the instant you realize you’re too far away to go back for more, kick yourself for buying only one.
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