wordly obsessions

 
 
I’ve been mildly preoccupied of late with words that are missing from the English language, also some that have morphed over time. I have no interest in writing about this. Just thought I’d mention it. And then offer, apropos of my current mood, an excerpt from what I believe to be one of the greatest sources of words that should be real… the extraordinary and tiny Meaning of Liff, where all the words not only make perfect sense and you wonder just how you’ve managed without them… but are the real names of real places.

Here follows the always useful ‘Corrie’ series:

CORRIEARKLET

The moment at which two people, approaching from opposite ends of a long passageway, recognize each other and immediately pretend they haven’t. This is to avoid the ghastly embarrassment of having to continue recognising each other the whole length of the corridor.

CORRIECRAVIE

To avert the horrors of corrievorrie, corriecravie is usually employed. This is the cowardly but highly skilled process by which both protagonists continue to approach while keeping up the pretence that they haven’t noticed each other–by staring furiously at their feet, grimacing into a notebook, or studying the walls closely as if in a mood of deep irritation.

CORRIEDOO

The crucial moment of false recognition in a long passageway encounter. Though both people are perfectly well aware that the other is approaching, they must eventually pretend sudden recognition. They now look up with a glassy smile, as if having spotted each other for the first time, (and are particularly delighted to have done so) shouting out ‘Haaaaalllllooo!’ as if to say ‘Good grief!! You!! Here!! Of all people! Well I never. Coo. Stamp me vitals, etc.’

CORRIEMOILLIE

The dreadful sinking sensation in a long passageway encounter when both protagonists immediately realize they have plumped for the corriedoo much too early as they are still a good thirty yards apart. They were embarrassed by the pretence of corriecravie and decided to make use of the corriedoo because they felt silly. This was a mistake as corrievorrie will make them seem far sillier.

CORRIEVORRIE

Corridor etiquette demands that once a corriedoo has been declared, corrievorrie must be employed. Both protagonists must now embellish their approach with an embarrassing combination of waving, grinning, making idiot faces, doing pirate impressions, and waggling the head from side to side while holding the other person’s eyes as the smile drips off their face, until, with great relief, they pass each other.

CORRIEMUCHLOCH

Word describing the kind of person who can make a complete mess of a simple job like walking down a corridor.

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Image courtesy of WikiCommons

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spaces designated for art

“Very few buildings [were] built specifically to be art galleries in Canada. The National Gallery of Canada, for example, was housed in the ‘temporary’ quarters assigned to it in 1910, in a wing of the Victoria Memorial Museum. The building also housed the National Museum and the Geological Survey. Elsewhere in Ontario, London and Windsor had spaces designated for art exhibitions in their public libraries and in Oshawa art as displayed in the YWCA. While Montreal and Quebec City had ‘purpose-built’ galleries, farther east, in Fredericton, art was shown in a Quonset hut left over from WWII, Saint John had a gallery in the New Brunswick Museum and in Halifax there was an ‘art room’ in the public library and a gallery in the arts and administration building of Dalhousie University. To the west, the Winnipeg Art Gallery was housed in the Civic Auditorium Building and the Saskatoon Art Centre in the basement of  the King George Hotel; Calgary and Victoria showed art in converted houses, and in Edmonton art was shown in the Edmonton Motor Building. It would not be until the 1960s and ’70s that most Canadian cities would build galleries with the big white walls…”

~ Robert McKaskell, ‘1953, Fifty Years Later’, from 1953  (Catalogue of an exhibition by Painters Eleven, held at The Robert McLaughlin Gallery in Oshawa, 2003/04)
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 The National Gallery of Canada

 

how to see a sliver of chicagoland in 2.5 days

 

Drive to the GO Station.
Leave your car.
Take the train to Toronto.
Sit next to a guy who works for the TTC and who has an intercom system in his house so he can contact his children when it’s time for dinner. Discover this and other details of his life. He is a wonderful travelling companion and once at Union Station knows the way to the shuttle bus for Porter Airlines.
Get on said shuttle.
Get on ferry to Toronto’s Billy Bishop tiny island airport.

Make mental note to write a letter. “Dear Porter Airlines: I’m very cross with your greedy antics in trying to expand the island airport. It, and you, happen to be perfect as is.”
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Although arriving an hour early, be the last one to board the plane. Blame the free salted almonds and comfy armchairs.

Fly into Chicago’s [also perfect in its smallness] Midway airport where you will be serenaded with the blues.
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A cab ride into the city takes about half an hour.
You’ll know when you get there by the sound of the el trains.
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Because you know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody, get a room in a historic building at the southern end of The Loop where you are practically the only guests. This is the Chicago way.
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Go outside.
Walk.
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And discover that you are on a Great Lake. Not like in Toronto, but for real.

If you’ve got a serious chess habit, be happy; you’re in the right place.
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Take time for reflection.
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And music.
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Discover neighbourhoods in the middle of downtown with off-leash dog park, running track, ball diamond. Try not to look impressed.
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Discover a palace filled with fresh food—local ramps, dried grapes still on the vine, rows and rows of olive oil, fruit and veg you’ve never heard of, two dozen kinds of mushroom, cheese, pasta, seafood, home-made gelato, chocolate, bread.
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Be sorry you don’t have a kitchen in your historic room.

Be happy there are places to eat in the food palace.
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Walk some more.

Find the Tiffany ceiling in the old Marshall Fields [now Macy’s] building. Be prepared for staff who do not know what you mean when you say ‘Tiffany ceiling’. What you mean is the ceiling made in 1907 by Tiffany & Co. using 1.6 million pieces of favrile glass. It took something like 50 men and 18 months to install. The best view is from the 5th floor lingerie department, but you can see it from the first floor also, by looking ‘up’.
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Looking up  is good advice generally.
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But not mandatory.
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Have dinner at Boka.
Have the octopus as a starter and if you have room have it again for dessert then take your happy belly to City Winery, a combination restaurant and music venue. Something like Hugh’s Room, but bigger.
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On the way home, get some tea from the place down the street. Give the woman who’s bedding down on the sidewalk some money.

Look out your window at 3 a.m. and see the definition of not a creature was stirring…
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Look again a few hours later.
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When your window turns golden it’s time to get up. Be grateful you’re facing east.
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Ask people on the street where the diner Lou Mitchell’s  is and when they don’t know and you explain that it’s legendary, that it’s where Route 66 began—and they still don’t know—realize you’re probably too far away to walk. Get a cab.

Enjoy the Milk Duds and doughnut holes they give you as you walk through the door.  Also the single prune and slice of orange that comes with every order.
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Be thrilled to find a cab waiting outside the diner when you leave. Jump in and then be annoyed that you forgot to walk over to Daley Plaza, near Lou’s, to see the Picasso sculpture, Chicago’s first piece of outdoor art.

Of which there are now oodles.
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Not the least of which is The Bean, which 10,000 people told you to see.

So see it.
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Console yourself about the Picasso thing with a visit to the Museum of Contemporary Art. 

Discover Vivian Maier in the magnificent book section of the gift shop.IMG_6115_1
Take a seat on the bench in front of a series of full length windows by Marc Chagall.
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Do NOT take a seat on the pink box.
It is NOT for sitting. It is art.
Be glad you asked.
And then pretend you knew all along…
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Go back to the palace of food to look at the olives. Share a kale salad before heading to Giordano’s for pizza. The salad will tide you over while you wait in line. Leave with half a Giordano’s pizza in a box. Ask the woman who lives on the street if she’d like some pizza. She will say I won’t complain. And as you walk away you’ll hear her friend say Give me a slice…

Take the architecture boat tour.

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Be a little surprised at how much water is in and around this city.
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Stop by to see Vincent...
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and friends.
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And then walk some more.
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Walk all the way to the beach. One of the beaches.

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Meet a hacky sack guy who takes pictures of himself hacky sacking and wonders why more people aren’t curious about what he’s doing. In exchange for your curiosity he will offer you a hot tip: Ghiardelli’s gives free chocolate samples. IMG_6290

Forget to ask where Ghiardelli’s is and then decide that wherever it is it’s too far to walk.

Make a note to rent a bike next time.
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Be amazed by it all and worn out and belly-filled and happy. And remember the things your neighbour from Chicago told you. About the other end of The Loop. About the other 25 miles of beaches, The Field Museum, street food and Frank Lloyd Wright. About tiny tucked away neighbourhoods where the ‘real’ Chicago lives. Realize that, despite all you’ve seen, you’ve seen almost nothing…

Wear pin-stripes.
At least once.
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More travel here.

a gift for april

           You tell me that silence
is nearer to peace than poems
but if for my gift
I brought you silence
(for I know silence)
you would say
         This is not silence
this is another poem
and you would hand it back to me.

—’Gift’, by Leonard Cohen (The Spice Box of Earth)

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wordless wednesday

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While Wordless Wednesday is generally without words… I’m making an exception in honour of poetry month. Yes, I know, every month is poetry month, but let’s not quibble; it’s a good opportunity to share the love even more. Am inspired to this merry lark by an invitation to join the poetry party over at Commatologist, a new-to-me blog, which I have taken an immediate shine to.

Please feel free to share a few inspired words, inspired by this photo… and please pop over to the fun at Commatologist… where there are prizes from Brick Books. So… Roses are red, books are good, let’s get poetry—ING; you know you should…

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Other Wordless Friends—

Cheryl Andrews
Allison Howard
Barbara Lambert
Allyson Latta
Elizabeth Yeoman

 

today’s colour

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More from the colour vault…                                                                                                              Full_Saturation_Spectrum

 

the day’s gifts

Taking a walk well before sunrise with pyjamas under my jeans.

Discovering that the distant roar I think is rush hour 401 hum is actually a train.

Train whistle.

A white dog.

Cardinal and robin duet.

Rain just starting as I get back home.

Yogurt and chocolate for breakfast.

A birthday call during which is discussed the usefulness of Pomeranians named Betsy that don’t actually exist.

Envelopes to open.

New yoga mat being rinsed in the rain.

Raisins I forgot I had. So much better when they’ve firmed up a titch.

Lunch at The Table, where…
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not only do I dine scrumptiously but,
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because I’m on my own and have forgotten to bring anything to read and the only thing in the car is an old copy of Jonathan Livingston Seagull, which I’ve been meaning to read for three decades—but why??—there’s a lovely little non-stop wackadoo conversation going on just to my right between two friends who rarely see one another but as one of them is moving to Victoria in a few days they made a special effort to get together. One is an artist, the other a former real estate agent whose husband plays golf but she’s not interested in the game in the slightest so when they go on holiday, to Fort Myers, for instance, and he plays golf morning, noon and night, well, there’s only so much sitting by the pool you can do. And he always takes the car of course. And, yes, she likes to read. But enough is enough. The artist chose Victoria by looking at a map of Canada and just deciding after it dawned on her that she didn’t need to live here [implying one horse town] to do her art.

There are many reasons to love The Table.
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Then there’s the sign outside a nursery that says: Come in and find out what spring smells like.

A basket of English ivy.

A white cat.

New Birkenstocks. [Even splashed out for a jar of the cork preserver.]

Bad Boy’s mascot who alternates between shouting WhooooHoooo!!!! and watching his reflection as he dances disco style.
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Painting by niece from her art classes at RMG.

Birthday songs in wonderful wonky voices on my message machine.

Deadline’s been extended!

Selection of beef jerky from The Great Canadian Meat Company…

… to give a friend.

Not everything’s about me you know.

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And now to gather the evening’s gifts.

There will be wine,

Cheers,
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